The Beaman Monster of Kansas City – A Creature of Cryptozoology

The tales about the “existence” of the Beaman Monster in Kansas City have been around for more than a century. However, until this very day, there are still no proofs, not even one or two photographs, that would somehow verify such stories. Sedalia is only a mile northeast of Beaman, where the monster was said to have originated.

Russell Holman, an 81-year old man from Sedalia, says that the legend of the Beaman Monster can be traced way back in the early 1900s. He further says that he has heard the story of this monster most of his life but has never actually seen it.

As his father had told him, a circus train got wrecked in the year 1904. Several animals used in the circus shows were aboard. During the train crash, these animals had escaped but were immediately retrieved. Unfortunately, one of the biggest and most-feared animals, a 12-foot tall gorilla, had totally gotten away. Many people believe that the Beaman Monster was really the offspring of the circus animal escapee.

Holman recalls that one of his uncles residing on Glenn Road had told him about a certain tumult that happened in his cornfield during the late 1950s. His uncle relayed that many people were out in the field, carrying all sorts of shotguns, to hunt the Beaman Monster. Holman also remembers that during his childhood days, parents would use the legend of the Beaman Monster to warn children when they do not conduct themselves accordingly.

Most likely, many individuals would describe the Beaman Monster as the likes of Bigfoot in North American folklore. However, a 29-year old Sedalia native named Daemon Smith claimed to have seen the creature and described it as shaped like a coyote or wolf.

Smith disclosed his sighting of this monster when he was around 10 years old. He was then riding in his uncle’s pickup truck when a wolf-shaped creature emerged from the woods and started running at the sides of the vehicle. More disturbing incidents happened at Smith’s uncle’s farm, like the time when they found a pig attacked to death. There were no signs or tracks of any other animal that could have caused it, but they remember seeing a dark figure moving in the woods before the horrible incident.

Although there are no evidences yet, it is still very much possible that something like the Beaman Monster does inexplicably exist.

The Big Band Arranging Style of Sammy Nestico

If you grew up watching television during the 1960s and 1970s you have undoubtedly heard the arranging style of Sammy Nestico.  His musical arrangements can still be heard on reruns of popular shows during the variety show era of television.   Sammy has arranged music for all types of groups, but it is the big band that he may be remembered most for more than any other type of music.

Raised in Pittsburgh, PA, Sammy Nestico got his first taste of music playing trombone in the David B Oliver high school band.  He became an avid practicer, so much so that his mother did the opposite of what most mothers tell their children – to “stop practicing and go outside and play!”

Soon after his adoption of the trombone as his musical instrument of choice, Sammy began arranging music for a small band at the high school.  These early years would help shape a unique style –  one that has become one of the most recognized styles in big band arranging circles.

Sammy’s arranging style is a combination of simplicity and economy. Melody is of prime importance in every arrangement.  The importance of melody combined with an uncanny sense of “balance” between sections make Sammy’s big band arrangements not only fun to listen to, but to perform as well.  His sense of harmony is not overly complex, and always fits with the character of each and every big band composition or arrangement.

In 1946, Sammy auditioned for trombonist and staff arranger with the newly formed group, the United States Airmen of Note.  As the first arranger for the highly skilled ensemble, Sammy honed his writing style by churning out dozens and dozens of big band arrangements for the group. 

During the 1960s, Sammy collaborated in recordings with the Count Basie Band.  These recording sessions produced some of the most swinging and most performed big band charts of all time.  Charts such as “Basie Straight Ahead” and “The Queen Bee” continue to be played by high school and college big bands all over the world.  Sammy has even written that working with Bill “Count” Basie was the musical and personal highlight of his careeer.

Sammy Nestico continues to compose and arrange big band music to this day.  He will undoubtedly be remembered as one of the quintessential big band arrangers of the 20th century.  For more information on the musical arranging style of Sammy Nestico, refer to his own comprehensive book on arranging, The Complete Arranger

Things to Keep in Mind While Shopping for Dog Accessories

Dogs can become a very important part of one’s family in a very short time. This is the reason why every dog parent wants their loyal friends to be happy, comfortable and healthy and for this one can find several dog accessories in the market. Most of the dog accessories are either common for every dog or some are specially made for particular dog types, conditions, and age.

Dog Accessories

Dog accessories are supplies and products that one can order for their dogs. These products are made specifically for dogs keeping in mind their health and entertainment. This is the reason why dog accessories are divided into three basic categories. These are training accessories, styling accessories, and health and comfort accessories.

Types of Dog Accessories

There can be several types of accessories, especially in a technologically advanced market even dog products are becoming better and far more advanced. However, some of the basic dog products are:

  • Dog bowls to eat and drink water.
  • Dog leashes which are very much needed while taking them out for a walk.
  • Dog collars for identification
  • Training Aids
  • Toys to keep them occupied and also help in growing their mental and cognitive power.
  • Grooming products like coat trimmers, shampoos, nail clippers, toothbrushes, etc.
  • Dog bed to make them settle comfortably whenever they want.
  • Clothes like sweaters, shoes, caps to keep them warm in colder seasons.
  • Raincoats to keep them dry during monsoon so that one can take them out for walks without wetting their furs which they usually hate.
  • Anti-barking collars to train them.

Some Tips to buy Accessories

Though there are several types of accessories that one can buy for their dogs, for all the new dog parents certain products are a must like collars, leashes, dog houses, bowls, etc. One needs to keep in mind the dog’s comfort and its well being while shopping for dog accessories. Some of the points to keep in mind are:

  • Choosing the Right Bowl

While buying a dog bowl for watering and for food one should take into consideration the size of the dog. Make sure that they can eat or drink comfortably. The bowl shouldn’t tip over so buy a well balanced and heavy bowl for the dog.

  • Choosing the Right Collar

Choose a collar that fits properly with two finger gap between the collar and the dog’s neck to keep it comfortable. One can choose fancy looking ones or the plain and simple ones. Also, make sure it is made of good quality material or else it can lead to chaffing.

  • Choosing the Right Leash

Leashes should be according to the size of the dog. Bigger dogs need wide and strong leashes and smaller dogs need narrow leashes. Go for good material or else they might tear apart if the dog pulls too hard.

  • Choosing the Right Doghouse

Sometimes it is important to get them a home outside their parent’s place and for that doghouses become a necessity. One should use bigger doghouses so that the dog can enter and exit easily and also should be well protected from snow, wind, water, and sun.

  • Choosing the Right Toy

Get the perfectly sized toy for the dog so that they can lift it, gnash and bite it easily. Do not go for very small toys as they may swallow it or too big ones as they may not be able to lift it. Also, toys should not be too hard as they may not be able to bite it and thus will lose interest in it.

Selecting a Compound Bow for First Time Buyers

Bowhunting is one of the fastest growing sports in America, especially from the 80’s and 90’s. A lot of people have switched from rifle hunting to bowhunting over the past several years and if you ever pick up a bow, you’ll understand why.

The only problem is, a lot of first time bow buyers go by what they are told at the shop. However, there are a few specifications that should be looked at when buying a new bow that the archery shops probably don’t always tell you.

Number one, don’t always go by name brand. With all the different types of successful archery companies there are, they probably wouldn’t still be in the race if they weren’t “top of the line” bows. PSE, Mathews, Hoyt, Bowtech, Bear, Diamond, and a few others are top of the line bows. If you find a bow with any of those manufacturers, then you did good.

The second selection is “how fast is the bow?” Check the IBO speed on every single bow you look at. Don’t let it make or break your bow selection, but definitely let it have a say in which bow you buy. Try to find something 300 FPS or above. IBO means the international bowhunters organization tested the bow set at 30″ draw length, 70# pounds of draw weight, and with a 350 grain arrow. However, a lot of bows do not go back to a 30″ draw length or up to 70# pounds; if this is the case, they tested it with the highest draw length and the highest draw weight that bow comes in.

Don’t think that you will be shooting the same speed as the IBO. A general rule of thumb is, that for every inch of draw length, you gain or lose 10 fps. So since IBO bows are tested at 30″ inch draw length (or the maximal draw length available if under 30″) and you’re shooting a bow at 27″ in draw length, you can expect to lose around 30 fps from draw length.

Draw length isn’t the only determining factor for losing or gaining speed. Draw weight and total grain of arrow weight are also things to consider. IBO recommends the minimum arrow used to be 5 grains per pound of draw weight, so if you’re shooting a 70 pound bow, they are testing it at the lightest arrow they believe that poundage should be shot with; in this case, 350 grains. For every 3 grains of arrow weight, you will gain or lose 1 fps. Therefore, if you’re shooting a 410 grain arrow, you would lose roughly 20 fps.

It’s not recommended you go less than 5 grains per pound of draw weight, because it would basically be like dry firing your bow. Many archers (myself included) do not even recommend shooting an arrow at only 5 grains per pound of draw weight. 6-8 seems much more logical for kinetic energy. 5 grains of arrow weight per pound of draw weight is a speed demon, but also loses a lot of kinetic energy or “penetration”, which is very important for killing big game.

The other determining factor for speed is the draw weight. Since IBO speeds are tested at 70# pounds, or if the bow does not come in 70# pounds, it is tested at the highest speed possible for that bow, then you can expect to lose 2fps per pound of draw weight. So if your bow was tested by IBO, ATA, or AMO at 70 pounds and you shoot a bow on 64 pounds, you can expect to lose about 12 fps in addition to the draw and arrow length.

The next determining factor for buying a bow for an inexperienced archer is often the most under looked and that is the brace height. Brace height is the distance from the top of the handle grip to the bow string. If you want a high forgiveness bow, then you’ll want to shoot a bow with a brace height of 7 inches or greater. Anything below 7 inches, is not forgiving of a lot of form errors and should only be used by advanced/experienced archers.

Brace height interferes with your powerstroke. What is your powerstroke? It is your draw length – brace height + 1.75. That is the total amount of distance you’re actually pulling your bow back. The greater the powerstroke, the faster the bow; however, the less forgiving the bow will be. The shorter the brace height, usually the faster the bow will be, but the longer the brace height, the more forgiving the bow will be at the sacrifice of speed. Unless, you’re an experienced and advanced shooter, you should probably stick with a 7 inch brace height or better; especially if you are a beginner. Some advanced archers still even prefer 7 inch brace heights or more.

The next factor will be your axle to axle. If you’re a tree-stand hunter, you might want a lower axle to axle bow, usually 32 inches or less. If you’re a hunter on the ground, perhaps a higher axle to axle is better for you. Smaller axle to axles are better for going under tree branches, carrying, space, but also has its downfalls. One of those downfalls are long range accuracy. If you’re shooting a smaller axle to axle bow, usually the less accurate at long distances it will be, but then again, not all of us are long distance shooters. I prefer to stick with axle to axle bows of 32″ inches or greater, but is once again, a preference.

The final factor that should be looked into is the let-off. The higher the number of let-off %, the better. 80% is an excellent choice. “Let off” means after you reach a certain point of draw length, how much of the weight is taking off your pulling to assure you to stick with your anchor point for a longer time. The higher the let-off %, the longer you will comfortably hold your bow at maximum draw length.

That’s about all of my recommendations for looking into a new bow. Going to YouTube and finding reviews on bows are not a bad idea. Always determine the specifications before buying. If you can find a bow with an IBO higher than +300 fps, with a 7″ inch brace height, and an axle to axle of 32″ inches or greater, it’s probably going to be a great bow with a good compromise of speed and forgiveness. Give it a try. Every person will be different with grip preference, manufacturer preference, and other factors. Find what is best for you.

Some of the Best Gordon Lightfoot Lyrics – Part One

Canadian Singer/Songwriter Gordon Lightfoot is known world-wide for his folk/rock masterpieces. The 74 year old troubadour has released twenty studio albums and fourteen compilation (or “best of”) collections. Lightfoot is known as one of Canada’s greatest songwriters. His influence on music and songwriting is unquestionable. But Lightfoot’s real strength lies in his lyrics. What are the best Gordon Lightfoot lyrics and where are these songs found?

Gordon Lightfoot’s distinguished career spans from 1966, when he released his first album Lightfoot!, to the present day. His most recent album is the 2004 collection entitled Harmony. In between these releases is a staggering catalogue of well-over a hundred songs. For our first article in this series highlighting the best Gordon Lightfoot lyrics we have chosen two of his earlier hits: “If You Could Read My Mind” and “Sundown”.

The 1970’s hit “If You Could Read My Mind” first appeared on Lightfoot’s Sit Down Young Stranger. The song reached number one on the Canadian charts and number five on Billboard’s Hot 100 singles chart in 1971. The lyrics tell the tale of a love triangle where the protagonist is caught between his present lover and his desire for another. Years later Lightfoot would reveal the song was inspired by his pending divorce. However, we do not have to know the back-story to properly interpret this piece. Lightfoot’s lyrics reveal the painful truth: “I’d walk away like a movie star who gets burned in a three-way script. Enter number two. A movie queen who plays the scene of bringing all the good things out in me.” Lightfoot later concludes this verse with “I never thought I could act this way and I have to say that I just don’t get it. I don’t know where things went wrong but the feeling’s gone and I just can’t get it back.”

While other songwriters of the time were penning lyrics with deep, personal meanings expressed through flowery words, Gordon Lightfoot was telling us “the feeling’s gone and I just can’t get it back” in plain, simple language. In ten short words he was able to convey the multitude of feelings one has when finally realizing the feelings they once had for someone have disappeared, never to return.

In 1974 Lightfoot’ song “Sundown” (from the album of the same name) reached #1 on both the Canadian and American charts. It was later rumored this chart-topper was inspired by Gordon’s relationship with Cathy Smith (who was later associated with John Belushi.) Lightfoot once said Smith was “the one woman in my life who most hurt me.” While it is not a quantum leap to believe “Sundown” may have been inspired by this relationship the lyrics speak for any man who has been heart-broken at the hands of a woman: “I can picture every move that a man can make, getting lost in her lovin’ is your first mistake.” And of course for those who choose to drown their sorrows this line perfectly sums up the feeling: “Sometimes I think it’s a shame when I get feeling better when I’m feeling no pain.” Once again Lightfoot cuts to the bone with simple language and few words.

The beauty of Gordon Lightfoot’s lyrics is found in their simplicity and Gordon’s innate ability to use few words to express his deepest, personal feelings. This is the true secret to songwriting. There are many examples in Lightfoot’s song catalogue which we will cover in subsequent articles. But there is no better place to start than “If You Could Read My Mind” and “Sundown”.

How to Nail Social Media for ECommerce

Your Guide to eCommerce Social Media Marketing

Having a presence on social media is essential to building and growing brand awareness, driving traffic to your website and increasing leads and sales.

But your accounts aren’t just platforms for sharing content and engaging with visitors to accomplish those goals. From Facebook to Instagram, social media can be a powerful way to market your products and services to your followers.

Canadians are big social media users. A 2019 report found that 75% of women and 62% of men use it daily. And according to PayPal’s Social Commerce Trend Study, 47% of Canadian users are shopping on social networks, spending an average of $77 per month.

But despite these statistics, many small business owners still don’t understand the value of using these popular platforms to sell. That’s why I created this guide: to not only help you understand how important eCommerce social media marketing is, but to give you actionable tips to drive traffic, leads and sales.

Organic Social Selling

First, it’s important to understand that there’s a difference between social selling, using paid ads and actually using a platform as a marketplace.

Social selling means you’re organically connecting with sales prospects and nurture relationships to hopefully convert them into customers. It’s about building relationships and credibility naturally by getting to know your potential customers.

You can do this by asking them engaging questions, answering their questions quickly and always responding to comments or complaints. The more trust and loyalty you build, the better your odds of converting a follower into a paying customer.

For example, one of our clients, Rose Marie Swanson, asks engaging questions to connect with her audience.

Selling on a Social Media Marketplace

Actually selling within a platform or marketplace, however, is a little different. It means utilizing the platform’s selling capabilities to actively market your products. Here are two examples.

Facebook Shops

If you have a Facebook business Page, you can use Facebook Shops. This new feature lets you add products, organize them into different categories, communicate with customers and see data around things like views and clicks.

And because Facebook owns Instagram, customers can also access your store on IG. People can find your Facebook Shops on your business Facebook Page or Instagram profile, or via Facebook ads or Stories.

READ: Selling on Social Media Without Driving People Away

Social media is one of the best marketing tools out there: you can grow and reach a large audience with content and ads, and people who like and/or follow you are your fans, so they’re already your target group.

However, people can be resistant to selling on these platforms. You really have to approach this the right way or you could alienate your audience, causing them to unfollow or unlike you because they expect a two-way conversation and engaging content, not to be marketed to.

Read more on our website.

Shoppable Instagram Posts

Canada got this cool functionality in 2018, which enables businesses to tag brands and products in their organic Instagram posts. Your audience can tap it to see more details, and then click to buy the product.

To take advantage of this feature, you’ll need to set up an Instagram Business account. And, your business profile must be connected to a Facebook catalog.

Using Paid Ads

In addition to social selling and selling on a marketplace, you can also utilize ads to drive traffic to your account page or website.

Depending on the type of small business you have, you may choose to run paid ads on:

• Facebook


• Twitter


• LinkedIn


• Instagram


• Google Ads/display ads on the Google Display Network


• YouTube (and in-video ad placements)


Keep in mind that you don’t have to stick to static images when it comes to using these paid advertising options. When using social media marketing for eCommerce, you can integrate videos into your ads to make them more engaging.

Within each platform there may be multiple ad options. For example, on Facebook you can choose from carousel ads, slideshow ads, collection ads, Messenger ads…

One example is Canadian grocer SPUD.ca who combines social selling (offering valuable info) with product marketing in their Facebook ads.

It can be challenging to not only understand all the ad formats, but also to set up and manage accounts and budgets. That’s why it often makes sense to hire a professional marketing company for your small business.

No matter why you’re considering social media for eCommerce, it’s essential to put in the time and effort to ensure your communications are not only engaging, but empathetic. Learn more about using empathetic marketing on our website.

I hope my eCommerce social media marketing guide has given you some inspiration to effectively sell your products and services!

To your business success,

Susan

6 Areas Where Those Citing Their Personal Freedom, Harm Others!

Although, the United States of America, was founded, based on certain democratic principles, stated, and/ or, implied, in the Constitution, reality, and the greater good, demands, every right and freedom, must come with, certain, individual responsibilities/ obligations, and necessary, common sense, limitations! Few would argue, against, the concept, it is prohibited, to cry, Fire, in a movie theater, because of the chaos, and potential safety hazards, doing so, harms others! There have been times, when this nation, needed to impose certain restrictions on so – called freedoms and rights, to protect, society, public health, and/ or safety! We have license requirements for driving a car, and registration demands, for registering an automobile, but, very few of these restrictions on gun ownership! Wrapping oneself, in the 2nd Amendment, and proclaiming, it is an absolute right, granted, to own and carry a gun, potentially, creates a dangerous situation, for others! With, that in mind, this article will attempt to, briefly, consider, examine, review and discuss, 6 areas of our lives, when there must be a greater degree of alignment, between one’s personal freedoms, and the greater good.

1. U.S. economy: Store – owners, and others, who proclaim, their rights are being disturbed, by, some sort of restrictions, such as the masking – requirements, many states imposed, during this pandemic, and tending to equate economic concerns, with public health needs! Unless/ until, this nation begins to equally, protect all citizens, instead of merely, certain elite ones, it won’t be fair, to all!

2. World economy: Throughout the world, economies have been adversely impacted, by this pandemic. We live in a global economy, and events, which effect one nation, have an effect, on others! We must begin, greater cooperation, especially, related to public health, safety, and human rights protections!

3. Travel: business and personal: Certainly, the travel – related industries, have been, some of the greatest victims, of the pandemic – created, economic conditions, etc. Most, would, look – forward to, being able to travel, again, as we, once did, both, regarding business, and personal/ leisure activities! The combination of fears, public health measures, etc, have created, somewhat of, a travel – nightmare!

4. Restore life, as we know/ knew it: Many are tired, and frustrated, by this extended period of restrictions, created, because of public health concerns! However, this does not give them, the right, to put the health and well – being, of others, at – risk! Isn’t it strange, there seems to be, such a partisan – divide, regarding the logic, and need, for quality vaccines, which are presently available?

5. Winning the battle against the pandemic: If, more people, were vaccinated, the battle against the pandemic, would be quicker, more thorough, and better! Only, when the greater good, becomes the essential factor, will we win this battle!

6. How many more must die: Whether, related to this horrific pandemic, or sane gun safety rules/ needs, we must ask, How many more must die? There is a significant difference, between the right to bear arms, and, indiscriminate gun usage! We register cars, so why not, guns? Shouldn’t this concept, also, prevail, regarding public health, and/ or, safety – related issues?

If, we wish to be, the land of the free, we must protect all Constitutional guarantees, and not, merely, selective ones! The right to life (meaning, safety, and reasonable expectations), must be a top priority/ consideration!

The Piano Stool: Overview of History and Function

Piano stool history is long and varied, the earliest models being standard equipment with pump organs and the spinet pianoforte. Various models existed in a multitude of heights and sizes. The current useful function of the stool depends on the build and the quality of construction.

The most common piano stool found in the antique market is the pedestal style organ stool, often sold with the upright piano and various home pianos of the early 20th century. Prices of these benches can vary but are usually quite reasonable, higher market prices being for the more sought after stools with carvings and clawed or inlayed legs. While these type stools can be an asset for the interior décor, they are of little value for the modern pianist and are unstable at best for proper seating.

With the development of the smaller console pianos and spinet pianos in the late 1930’s for usage in homes there was a shift away from piano stools to the now standard piano bench with music storage. While the more elegant stools may have fit the Victorian décor better, the traditional piano stool proved to be a poor choice for the serious pianist. The most important assets to piano seating are stability and comfort, the older stools proved to have neither.

Among educators and piano instructors the most common choice of a piano bench is the standard traditional bench with music storage or the adjustable bench. Various options of leg styles are available as well as many common furniture colors and finishes. While a piano stool may have aesthetic value to many, the practical purpose of a traditional piano bench greatly outweighs any advantages.

Keeping Stock Market Performance in Perspective

The stock market has enjoyed an extended period of strong performance that dates back to the end of the last bear market in early 2009. While stock market performance can be measured in a myriad of ways, it’s the Dow Jones Industrial Average that has surpassed several one thousand point milestones so far in 2017: The Dow first topped the 20,000 mark on January 25, before passing the 21,000 level just over a month later. Then in early August, it broke through the 22,000 mark. As August ended, the seemingly smooth sailing market rally hit a few bumps. While no one can predict the future, market strategists and analysts are suggesting that we could see some additional market volatility in the months ahead. So how do investors keep all of this in perspective while trying to manage their portfolios? Here are three points to keep in mind as you follow the stock market:

1. The real value of each underlying move in the Dow index diminishes as the market rises

While the Dow Jones average is often used to provide a general reading on the state of the market, the index includes the 30 largest company stocks. When the Dow Jones Industrial Average climbs higher, the actual impact of each change in its price is reduced. For example, when the Dow broke through the 2,000 barrier in January 1987, it marked a notable 100 percent increase from the 1,000 level first reached nearly 15 years earlier. By contrast, when the Dow moved 1,000 points to reach 22,000 between March and August of this year, it represented just a 4.5 percent increase.

The same perspective applies to day-to-day market moves. The stock market makes headlines when the Dow Jones average moves up or down 100 points in a day. 20 years ago, when the Dow stood at about 8,000, a 100-point move in the market represented a 1.25 percent change in value. Today, a 100-point move is equivalent to less than a half-percent change. In short, 100 points in the Dow Jones Industrial Average doesn’t mean what it used to.

2. Markets can retreat from record levels

Just as stock markets can rise, history shows they can fall as well. In the spring of 1999, the index reached the 11,000 mark. It moved higher for a few more months before a severe bear market occurred. The Dow dropped to 7,286 in 2002 before returning to the 11,000 level in 2006. Similarly, the market topped 14,000 in 2007 just before the start of another severe bear market. It fell and did not reach that level again until early 2013.

No one can guarantee what will happen to stocks over the next week, month or year. Stock markets are unpredictable in the short-term, as fluctuations are part of the market’s behavior over time. Price swings are a reality for stock investors, but over time, stocks historically have recovered.

3. Indexes may not be representative of your portfolio

While indexes often generate headlines, their performance may not be an appropriate reflection of your own portfolio. Emotions run high when there are market swings, but don’t let fear get the best of you. Stock market swings can act as a reminder to review your financial position, making sure that your asset mix matches your long-term goals. Remember that the most important factors of your investment success are your goals, the time you have to invest, your risk tolerance, and your commitment to save.

Reacting to the stock market or speculation about events that may happen in the future might make for interesting dinner conversation, but remember that it’s not a proven investing strategy.

If you’d like help aligning your financial plan with your feelings on the stock market, consider working with a financial advisor you trust. A financial professional can provide an objective perspective and help you stay focused on your financial goals.

What Do You Pray at a Golf Tournament?

What kind of prayer is appropriate after a game of golf ? I had to say grace at the meal following a women’s golf tournament. Although I was honored to have been asked to return thanks, I really wasn’t sure what I should pray about. I decided to explore some literature about golf and the spiritual side of life. I checked out titles like Fairway to Heaven, In His Grip, and of course Chicken Soup for the Golfer’s Soul. The material in these books was certainly of an inspirational nature but didn’t help me figure out what I should say in my prayer.

An Internet search unearthed the fact that Christians have come up with an amazing number of humorous golf anecdotes. Have you heard the one about Jesus, God and Tiger Woods playing eighteen holes together? It’s pretty funny, but I wasn’t sure I wanted to preface my prayer with a joke. People might not be able to stop laughing during grace.

I considered relating a religious story about a famous golfer. I found out when Vijay Singh won the Masters, his sister claimed it was because their entire family prayed for victory for a whole day and a whole night. Had none of the other golfer’s relatives prayed for a win? Why did God choose to listen to the Singh’s petitions? I was confused. If I told Vijay’s story at the luncheon the other women might be puzzled too.

I thought maybe I could share ideas about how the game of golf can positively impact a person’s life.

Golf gives us an opportunity to be in the great outdoors. The scenic setting inspires a real appreciation for the beauty of God’s creation.

Golf is a way to get exercise and nurture relationships with family and friends. The game of golf can be very therapeutic. A widow once told me that after her husband’s death going out on the golf course had provided her with a healthy diversion at times when she was feeling sad and lonely.

Golf is an avenue for meeting new people. I’ve talked with many interesting strangers I’ve been partnered with on the links. Sometimes our conversations have even led to discussions on matters of faith. My husband and I were golfing with two navy lieutenants on the Olympic View Course in Victoria, British Columbia one summer afternoon. One of the officers missed a crucial putt and said, “I knew I’d have to pay sometime for skipping out of church last Sunday.” It seemed perfectly natural for me to ask, “what church would that be?”

Golf provides an opportunity to affirm and encourage others. I play in a weekly ladies league and my companions are always so positive. The other women make me believe my golf game isn’t hopeless. They look for something good in every shot I make and applaud the slightest improvement in my score. I’ve learned some valuable lessons about the power of affirmation from my female golfing companions.

Golf can be a way to support a worthy endeavor. Many organizations sponsor golf events to raise funds. My husband and I have frequently entered tournaments where the profits are earmarked for charitable causes.

You’re probably wondering by now what I finally ended up praying at the golf luncheon. I decided not to preface my table grace with any comments. I simply asked the women to bow their heads and then I said…..

Dear God,

We are grateful for the chance we had today to play the game of golf. We are thankful for the exercise it provided for our bodies, for the sense of companionship we experienced with other golfers, and for the opportunity we had to enjoy the beauty of creation. Open our minds and hearts to the lessons this game can teach us about life….. that we shouldn’t give up after a few bad holes, because things will probably get better if we just keep trying…. that we need to be flexible, if the nine iron won’t do the trick, maybe the pitching wedge will….. that the lowest handicaps aren’t necessarily earned by the women with the latest fashions in golfing attire or the most expensive set of clubs, but by those who work hard at their game with patience and persistence.

Bless each person here whether she ended up a winner or loser when the scorecards were handed in today, for if we enjoyed the game we played together we really were all winners. We ask now for your blessing on this food.

Amen.